Man and His dog
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Once a long time ago there was a man named Jeff that had a dog named Scottie. Jeff and Scottie would walk along the park until Jeff met this woman named Trina. Their dogs looked the same but Jeff’s dog was a pit bull and Trina dog was a rottweiler. Yeah, remember Trina. When Trina and Jeff met at a park it was love at first site. Jeff said, "Do you want to have dinner at my place?" Trina said, "No." Jeff said, "Why?" Trina said, "Because I know what you are going to do after dinner. You’re going to try to get me to sleep with you." Jeff said. "No. I am not. Trust me, please. All I want to do is to get to know you better." Trina said, "Ok, but if something happens, I will never want to see you again. If you were to get 10 feet closer to me, I will have you locked up and throw away the key." Jeff said, "Ok."
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I know more about the Man and his dog. They rushed home to fix dinner. The man I mean will fix the food the dog will be in his cage. So, the man got through with the food. Next thing you know, she was at the door. Ring, ring, ring! Knock, knock, knock. Jeff ran to get the door. He thought that she was his mom from California and Atlanta. He then thought that she was not coming. Then his family ate all of the food.
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The door went knock, knock. He ran to the door. It was she. Jeff said, "I have bad news. My family ate all of the food." Then Trina said, "Ok, let’s go eat out at Wings." Jeff said, "Ok let’s go." They both got in the car and drove to Wings. They got there and ordered low wings and hamburgers. After that, they went to see a movie. It lasted 1 hour and a 1/2. Then both went home. She went her way. He went his way. She gave him her number. Then he called her. She picked up the phone and they talked for hours and hours about their interests.
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Then they got off the phone and went to sleep. They did the same the next day, except he did not feed the dog in days. He said that he forgot to feed it. He went home and the dog was dead. He broke out crying. Then Trina walked in and said, "What’s taking so long?" She said, "Oh my God, what happened!" Jeff said, "Can’t you see what happened? He’s dead." They went to bury him. Then he woke up. Jeff said, "Thank you Lord for letting him wake up. I will never do that again." Trina left to get her dog. Then Scottie, Jeff, Trina and her dog lived happily ever after.
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